Wednesday, September 21, 2005


Let's all hear it for our guvmint's Emergency Response Program or ERP. It's pronounced, "Earp."

Pass the chum bucket, matey, afore Hurricane Rita arrives. Dubyah is taking Governor Perry's request to declare Texas a disaster area, "under advisement." Excuse me, "under advisement?" How about ye get off'n yer ass, Dubyah and get something into play here.