Wednesday, September 21, 2005

And the times they are a changin'



The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

WAIT! DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?