Tuesday, April 05, 2005

21-gun salute to the Captain's Quarters

Captain! Request permission to come alongside ye, standby for a 21-gun salute!

Seems that Captain's Quarters has duly pissed off the cheating liberals up in Canuck land! Here it is, for your belly laugh of the day, and for your silent praises of the power of the blogosphere. In a word: FUKENEH!

Read what the Emperor has to say as well, he is much better at this than I am.

Maybe we should invade Canada; pre-emptive strikes are now in the U.S. Rules of Engagement aren't they? Well, it is immaterial at this point; the mighty fleet of Zippo The Pirate is now setting a stealth course for the St. Lawrence to claim land for the glory of the Empire and embarrassment of the Gomery Commission.

All Hail Captain Ed - All Hail His Rottiness Emperor Misha - Godspeed to the fleet, and if Captain Ed needs any help, he need look no further than his right flank, as me Corsairs be fully manned and our cannon ready to assist.

Hoist the Jolly Roger.